Not Today Satan Ugly Christmas Sweater
Not Today Satan Ugly Christmas Sweater
Not Today Satan Ugly Christmas Sweater
Not Today Satan Ugly Christmas Sweater
Not Today Satan Ugly Christmas Sweater
Not Today Satan Ugly Christmas Sweater

Not Today Satan Ugly Christmas Sweater

$40.99

Size Guide

Size Chart

SWEATER ADULT SIZE
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
S 29.5 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
M 30.5 in 46 in 19 in 27.5 in
L 31 in 48.5 in 20 in 28.5 in
XL 32 in 51 in 21.5 in 29 in
2XL 33 in 53 in 22.5 in 30 in
3XL 33.5 in 55.5 in 23.6 in 31 in
4XL 34.5 in 58 in 25 in 31.5 in
5XL 35 in 60 in 26 in 32.5 in
T SHIRT 2 300x300
T SHIRT 2 300x300
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
S 75 cm 111 cm 45 cm 68 cm
M 77 cm 117 cm 48 cm 70 cm
L 79 cm 123 cm 51 cm 72 cm
XL 81 cm 129 cm 54 cm 74 cm
2XL 83 cm 135 cm 57 cm 76 cm
3XL 85 cm 141 cm 60 cm 78 cm
4XL 87 cm 147 cm 63 cm 80 cm
5XL 89 cm 153 cm 66 cm 82 cm
T SHIRT 2 300x300
T SHIRT 2 300x300
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
SWEATER KID SIZE
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve Age
2XS 15 in 12 in 11 in 14 in 2-3
XS 17 in 14 in 12.2 in 15 in 3-5
S 20 in 17 in 14.5 in 18 in 5-8
M 22 in 18.5 in 16 in 19.7 in 8-10
L 23.5 in 19.7 in 17 in 21 in 10-12
XL 27 in 21 in 18 in 26 in 12-15
T SHIRT 2 300x300
T SHIRT 2 300x300
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve Age
2XS 38 cm 31 cm 27 cm 35 cm 2-3
XS 43 cm 36 cm 31 cm 38 cm 3-5
S 51 cm 43 cm 37 cm 46 cm 5-8
M 55 cm 47 cm 40 cm 50 cm 8-10
L 59 cm 50 cm 43 cm 53cm 10-12
XL 68 cm 53 cm 45 cm 66 cm 12-15
T SHIRT 2 300x300
T SHIRT 2 300x300
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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Not Today Satan Ugly Christmas Sweater – Statement Style, Winter-Ready Comfort

Make your stance—and your style—clear. The Not Today Satan Ugly Christmas Sweater pairs bold 3D-look lettering with Nordic snowflake rows in royal blue and neon-lime accents. It’s a crowd-pleaser for office parties, church socials, or any festive get-together where humor and confidence shine.

Not Today Satan Ugly Christmas Sweater
Not Today Satan Ugly Christmas Sweater

Product details

  • All-over HD knit print; crisp text front and back
  • Ribbed crew neck, cuffs, and hem to keep shape
  • Relaxed unisex fit for easy layering over tees or thermals

Material

  • Premium performance knit with a soft brushed interior (polyester blend).
  • Smooth on the outside for vivid color, cozy on the inside for warmth without bulk.
  • Designed to resist shrinking, pilling, and color fade through the season.

Care instructions

  • Machine wash cold, gentle, inside out.
  • Mild detergent only. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low or hang to dry.
  • Cool iron on reverse if needed; avoid direct heat on the graphic.

Own the room and keep the chills away—add the Not Today Satan Ugly Christmas Sweater to cart and bring fierce cheer to every holiday moment.

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Shipping Policy

What are the shipping costs?

Domestic U.S. shipping: $5.99 USD.
International shipping starts at $13 USD.

Where do we ship?

We deliver globally to customers everywhere.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… 3-5 days 8-12 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 20-25 days.

Note: Delivery times may vary due to holidays, destination country, or carrier delays.

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