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Marlboro You’re Going To Die Anyway Christmas Ugly Sweater
Marlboro You’re Going To Die Anyway Christmas Ugly Sweater
Marlboro You're Going To Die Anyway Christmas Ugly Sweater
Marlboro You're Going To Die Anyway Christmas Ugly Sweater1

Marlboro You’re Going To Die Anyway Christmas Ugly Sweater

$40.99

Size Guide

Size Chart

SWEATER ADULT SIZE
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
S 29.5 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
M 30.5 in 46 in 19 in 27.5 in
L 31 in 48.5 in 20 in 28.5 in
XL 32 in 51 in 21.5 in 29 in
2XL 33 in 53 in 22.5 in 30 in
3XL 33.5 in 55.5 in 23.6 in 31 in
4XL 34.5 in 58 in 25 in 31.5 in
5XL 35 in 60 in 26 in 32.5 in
T SHIRT 2 300x300
T SHIRT 2 300x300
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
S 75 cm 111 cm 45 cm 68 cm
M 77 cm 117 cm 48 cm 70 cm
L 79 cm 123 cm 51 cm 72 cm
XL 81 cm 129 cm 54 cm 74 cm
2XL 83 cm 135 cm 57 cm 76 cm
3XL 85 cm 141 cm 60 cm 78 cm
4XL 87 cm 147 cm 63 cm 80 cm
5XL 89 cm 153 cm 66 cm 82 cm
T SHIRT 2 300x300
T SHIRT 2 300x300
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
SWEATER KID SIZE
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve Age
2XS 15 in 12 in 11 in 14 in 2-3
XS 17 in 14 in 12.2 in 15 in 3-5
S 20 in 17 in 14.5 in 18 in 5-8
M 22 in 18.5 in 16 in 19.7 in 8-10
L 23.5 in 19.7 in 17 in 21 in 10-12
XL 27 in 21 in 18 in 26 in 12-15
T SHIRT 2 300x300
T SHIRT 2 300x300
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve Age
2XS 38 cm 31 cm 27 cm 35 cm 2-3
XS 43 cm 36 cm 31 cm 38 cm 3-5
S 51 cm 43 cm 37 cm 46 cm 5-8
M 55 cm 47 cm 40 cm 50 cm 8-10
L 59 cm 50 cm 43 cm 53cm 10-12
XL 68 cm 53 cm 45 cm 66 cm 12-15
T SHIRT 2 300x300
T SHIRT 2 300x300
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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Edgy Holiday Parody: Festive Knit with Deadpan Wit

The Marlboro You’re Going To Die Anyway Christmas Ugly Sweater is a daring and witty take on holiday fashion. Designed to look like a parody of the classic cigarette box, this sweater blends dark humor with festive charm. The iconic red-and-white color palette is accented by snowflakes, Christmas trees, and bells — creating a sharp contrast between cozy holiday cheer and the bold, ironic message at the center: “You’re going to die anyway.” Perfect for those who love edgy humor, this sweater makes a statement at Christmas parties and casual winter gatherings alike.

Marlboro You're Going To Die Anyway Christmas Ugly Sweater
Marlboro You’re Going To Die Anyway Christmas Ugly Sweater

Material, Fit & Care Instructions

  • Made from soft, breathable, and durable polyester-blend fabric
  • Lightweight knit ensures warmth without feeling bulky
  • Comfortable ribbed cuffs and neckline for a secure fit
  • Machine wash cold with similar colors
  • Do not bleach or tumble dry; hang to dry for best results
  • Ideal for daily wear, themed parties, or gifting to friends with a wicked sense of humor

Celebrate the holidays your own way with the Marlboro You’re Going To Die Anyway Christmas Ugly Sweater — a perfect mix of sarcasm, comfort, and festive fun.

Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info

Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.

Standard Shipping ($4.99+)

  • Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
  • Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.

Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)

  • Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
  • It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
  • Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
  • Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.

Please Note:

  • We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
  • Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
  • All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
  • Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.