Dave Portnoy Buckeye Tears Hat – Viral Barstool Sports Rivalry Cap
Channel the unapologetic energy of El Presidente with the Dave Portnoy Buckeye Tears Hat. As seen worn by Dave Portnoy during his viral pizza reviews and Michigan football celebrations, this cap is the ultimate piece of banter for the fiercest rivalry in college sports.
Design Meaning & Viral Style
This isn’t just a hat; it is a statement of victory. The design features a classic, high-profile trucker silhouette in a deep navy blue, perfectly contrasted by bold, varsity-style gold lettering that reads “BUCKEYE TEARS.” The arched typography mimics traditional collegiate aesthetics but delivers a satirical punch, mocking the Ohio State Buckeyes after a tough loss.
The “Buckeye Tears” slogan became an instant internet sensation when Dave Portnoy wore it to celebrate Michigan’s triumph, symbolizing bragging rights and the sweet taste of a rival’s defeat.
Materials, Sizing & Care Instructions
- Material: 100% Polyester foam front with a breathable nylon mesh back for maximum ventilation.
- Fit: Features an adjustable plastic snapback closure, ensuring a “One Size Fits Most” versatility for all head shapes.
- Structure: Structured, five-panel, high-profile design that keeps its shape.
- Care: Hand wash only with cold water and mild detergent. Spot clean dirt with a damp cloth.
- Drying: Air dry flat to preserve the shape and the vibrancy of the gold print. Do not machine wash or tumble dry.
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