Goose Smoking Funny Meme Christmas Ugly Sweater
$40.99
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Goose Smoking Funny Meme Christmas Ugly Sweater – Ironic Holiday Humor With Cozy Comfort
Turn heads with the Goose Smoking Funny Meme Christmas Ugly Sweater. Front and center, a cheeky white goose “puffs” a cartoon cigarette beneath the bold, tongue-in-cheek headline “Smoking Kills,” surrounded by snowflakes, tiny rubber ducks, and warm beige holiday knit patterns. The joke is intentionally ironic—more anti-smoke PSA than endorsement—so it lands as clever satire rather than a bad habit. The soft cream palette pairs easily with jeans or joggers, while the relaxed unisex fit is perfect for office contests, white-elephant exchanges, or cozy couch marathons.
Materials & Fit
- Soft, mid-weight knit for all-day comfort and easy layering
- Smooth hand-feel; breathable yet warm for winter gatherings
- Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem help the sweater keep its shape
- Vivid, fade-resistant woven graphic for long-lasting color
- Unisex sizing for effortless gifting and group outfits
Care Instructions
- Turn inside out; machine wash cold on gentle cycle
- Use mild detergent only; avoid bleach and fabric softeners
- Lay flat or hang to dry to preserve the knit structure
- If needed, cool iron on reverse—do not iron directly on the graphic
- Store folded (not hung) to prevent stretching between wears
Serve satirical vibes, stay toasty, and let this goose deliver the punchline. Add the Goose Smoking Funny Meme Christmas Ugly Sweater to cart and bring witty, whistle-clean humor to every holiday plan.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
