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Brown Capybara Contaminated By Radiation Christmas Ugly Sweater
Brown Capybara Contaminated By Radiation Christmas Ugly Sweater
Brown Capybara Contaminated By Radiation Christmas Ugly Sweater
Brown Capybara Contaminated By Radiation Christmas Ugly Sweater

Brown Capybara Contaminated By Radiation Christmas Ugly Sweater

$40.99

Size Guide

Size Chart

BASEBALL JERSEY
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
S 29.92 in 34.65 in 14.96 in 24 in
M 30.32 in 37.80 in 16.14 in 25 in
L 30.70 in 40.95 in 17.32 in 25 in
XL 31.10 in 44.10 in 18.50 in 26 in
2XL 31.50 in 48.03 in 19.69 in 26 in
3XL 31.59 in 51.97 in 20.87 in 27 in
4XL 32.28 in 55.09 in 22.05 in 28 in
5XL 32.68 in 59.84 in 23.23 in 28 in
6XL 33.07 in 63.77 in 24.40 in 29 in
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Fabric Weight: 210 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
         
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
S 76 cm 88 cm 38 cm 62 cm
M 77 cm 96 cm 41 cm 63 cm
L 78 cm 104 cm 44 cm 64 cm
XL 79 cm 112 cm 47 cm 66 cm
2XL 80 cm 122 cm 50 cm 67 cm
3XL 81 cm 132 cm 53 cm 69 cm
4XL 82 cm 142 cm 56 cm 70 cm
5XL 83 cm 152 cm 59 cm 72 cm
6XL 84 cm 162 cm 62 cm 73 cm
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Fabric Weight: 210 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
           
HOCKEY JERSEY
Size Front-Length Back-Length Bust
S 75 cm 83 cm 122 cm
M 77.5 cm 85.1 cm 127 cm
L 78.8 cm 87.6 cm 132.1 cm
XL 80 cm 88.9 cm 137.2 cm
2XL 84 cm 91.5 cm 143 cm
3XL 88 cm 95.3 cm 148 cm
4XL 91.5 cm 99 cm 152.5 cm
5XL 95 cm 102.5 cm 157 cm
  • Fabric: Polyester.
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
     
 
 
FOOTBALL JERSEY
Size Length Bust
XS 27 in 41.08 in
S 28 in 43.08 in
M 29 in 45.08 in
L 30 in 47.08 in
XL 31 in 49.08 in
2XL 31.9 in 51.08 in
3XL 32.8 in 53.08 in
4XL 33.71 in 55.09 in
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
     
Size Length Bust
XS 68.58 cm 104.34 cm
S 71.12 cm 109.42 cm
M 73.66 cm 114.5 cm
L 76.2 cm 119.58 cm
XL 78.74 cm 124.66 cm
2XL 81.02 cm 129.74 cm
3XL 83.31 cm 134.82 cm
4XL 85.62 cm 139.92 cm
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
             

BASKETBALL JERSEY
SIZE LENGTH CHEST SHOULDER
XS 27.56 in 17.32 in 12.99 in
S 29.13 in 19.29 in 13.77 in
M 30.31 in 21.25 in 14.56 in
L 31.88 in 23.22 in 15.35 in
XL 33.07 in 25.19 in 16.14 in
2XL 34.25 in 27.16 in 16.92 in
3XL 35.43 in 29.13 in 18.50 in
4XL 36.61 in 31.10 in 19.29 in
5XL 37.79 in 33.07 in 20.47 in
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric weight: 145g/m²
  • Thread Color: black or white for a single piece, automatically chosen using color approximation.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
     
SIZE LENGTH CHEST SHOULDER
XS 70 cm 44 cm  33 cm
S 74 cm 49 cm 35 cm
M 77 cm 54 cm 37 cm
L 81 cm 59 cm 39 cm
XL 84 cm 64 cm 41 cm
2XL 87 cm 69 cm 43 cm
3XL 90 cm 74 cm 47 cm
4XL 93 cm 79 cm 49 cm
5XL 96 cm 84 cm 52 cm
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric weight: 145g/m²
  • Thread Color: black or white for a single piece, automatically chosen using color approximation.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
           
KID BASKETBALL JERSEY
Measurement YXS (inches) YS (inches) YM (inches) YL (inches) YXL (inches)
Chest Width (On Half) 14.5 16.5 18 19.5 20.5
Body Length 21 22.5 23.5 25 27
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Fabric Weight: 210 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
           
Measurement YXS (cm) YS (cm) YM (cm) YL (cm) YXL (cm)
Chest Width (On Half) 36.8 41.9 45.7 49.5 52.1
Body Length 53.3 57.1 59.7 63.5 68.6
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Fabric Weight: 210 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
           
KID BASEBALL JERSEY
Size Length Chest Age Height
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 1-2 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 2-3 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 3-4 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 4-5 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 5 45-47 in
XS 18 in 15 in 6-8 48-50 in
S 19 in 15.5 in 8-10 60-54 in
M 21 in 16 in 10-12 54-58 in
L 23 in 18 in 12-13 58-62 in
XL 25 in 19 in 13-15 62-68 in
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Fabric Weight: 210 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
           
Size Length Chest Age Height
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 1-2 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38cm 31 cm 2-3 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 3-4 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 4-5 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 5 114-119 cm
XS 46 cm 38 cm 6-8 122-128 cm
S 48 cm 39.5 cm 8-10 128-137 cm
M 53 cm 41 cm 10-12 137-147 cm
L 58 cm 46 cm 12-13 147-158 cm
XL 63 cm 48 cm 13-15 158-172 cm
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Fabric Weight: 210 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
           
KID FOOTBALL JERSEY
Size Length Chest Age Height
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 1-2 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 2-3 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 3-4 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 4-5 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 5 45-47 in
XS 18 in 15 in 6-8 48-50 in
S 19 in 15.5 in 8-10 60-54 in
M 21 in 16 in 10-12 54-58 in
L 23 in 18 in 12-13 58-62 in
XL 25 in 19 in 13-15 62-68 in
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Fabric Weight: 210 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
           
Size Length Chest Age Height
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 1-2 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38cm 31 cm 2-3 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 3-4 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 4-5 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 5 114-119 cm
XS 46 cm 38 cm 6-8 122-128 cm
S 48 cm 39.5 cm 8-10 128-137 cm
M 53 cm 41 cm 10-12 137-147 cm
L 58 cm 46 cm 12-13 147-158 cm
XL 63 cm 48 cm 13-15 158-172 cm
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Fabric Weight: 210 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
           
KID HOCKEY JERSEY
SIZE  CHEST LENGTH SLEEVES
YS 7.28 Inch 8.46 Inch 19.48 Inch
YM 7.67 Inch 9.05 Inch 20.47 Inch
YL 8.27 Inch 9.84 Inch 21.85 Inch
YXL 8.66 Inch 10.23 Inch 22.63 Inch
  • Fabric: Polyester.
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
             
SIZE CHEST LENGTH SLEEVES
YS 18.5 cm 21.5 cm 49.5 cm
YM 19.5 cm 23 cm 52 cm
YL 21 cm 25 cm 55.5 cm
YXL 22 cm 26 cm 57.5 cm
  • Fabric: Polyester.
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
 
         
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Brown Capybara Contaminated By Radiation Christmas Ugly Sweater – Quirky Humor Meets Holiday Style

Get ready to stand out this festive season with the Brown Capybara Contaminated By Radiation Christmas Ugly Sweater. This one-of-a-kind design showcases the internet’s favorite gentle giant—the capybara—paired with the hilariously absurd phrase “I am contaminated with radiation,” along with its Japanese translation above. The warm brown and cream color palette, combined with snowflakes and bell motifs, brings a classic Christmas feel to an otherwise delightfully chaotic concept. Perfect for meme lovers and fans of surreal humor, this sweater delivers comfort, conversation, and laughter in equal measure.

Brown Capybara Contaminated By Radiation Christmas Ugly Sweater
Brown Capybara Contaminated By Radiation Christmas Ugly Sweater

Materials & Quality

  • Made from soft, premium knit fabric for lasting comfort
  • Mid-weight texture ideal for layering in cold weather
  • Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem to maintain shape and structure
  • High-quality woven pattern to prevent fading or cracking
  • Unisex fit for easy wear and gift-giving

Care Instructions

  • Turn inside out and machine wash cold on gentle cycle
  • Use mild detergent only; do not bleach or tumble dry
  • Lay flat or hang to dry to preserve knit design
  • Avoid ironing directly on the printed areas
  • Store folded to maintain shape between wears

This quirky capybara sweater is your ticket to viral holiday fun—because nothing says Christmas quite like a radioactive rodent in a snowflake pattern.

Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info

Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.

Standard Shipping ($4.99+)

  • Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
  • Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.

Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)

  • Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
  • It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
  • Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
  • Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.

Please Note:

  • We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
  • Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
  • All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
  • Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.