Unleash Your Culinary Might with the Weapons Shirt
The Weapons Shirt is a fun, quirky, and surprisingly clever piece of apparel that merges a serious word with a humorous image. This black tee features the word WEAPONS in a bold, capitalized red font at the top. Below the text, the shirt presents a playful and colorful illustration of a tray of classic American fast food. The weapons in question are depicted as an array of items, including five hot dogs nestled in buns with squiggles of mustard, a side of crispy french fries, a portion of cheese puffs, a container of dip or ranch dressing, and three chocolate chip cookies.
The inspiration for this shirt comes from the viral Weapons of Mass Consumption meme, a playful twist on the political phrase weapons of mass destruction. The meme humorously re contextualizes the term, applying it to oversized, indulgent, or unhealthy food items. The Weapons Shirt takes this concept and simplifies it, creating a direct and comical juxtaposition between the word’s serious connotations and the cheerful, harmless image of a tray of comfort food.
The Weapons Shirt is the perfect garment for anyone who loves a good joke and isn’t afraid to show off their sense of humor. It’s an ideal choice for a casual day out, a barbecue, or a fun gift for the foodie in your life. This shirt is a testament to the idea that a simple design can carry a powerful and humorous message.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
